Hello I'm Andrew and me and a load of colleagues own and run a wholefood wholesalers here in Yorkshire and i'm legally obliged to point out that.... ahem "the views expressed in this blog are not necessarily the views of Suma and hence Suma accepts no responsibility for the content thereof" which means if you don't like, its my fault not Suma's

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

YAY I'm Back

AAAATTTISSHHHOOOOOOO have that you aesthetically pleasing grebes

Well here i is again, i have been off the radar because of some proxy server problem wuh?, when did people start saying "off the radar" its like "i'll keep you in the loop" or my personal favourite "service level agreements" seriously we have these things, now in my dads day, service level agreements (SLA's .... yeah really) were called DOING YOUR JOB or DYJ and if you didn't DYJ you got sacked and then had to live as a tramp before you got picked off the streets by the police beaten severely and then put in a mental hospital (you could call them mental hospitals then) where a man who called himself doctor, and who had "disappeared" 100's of vagrants previously, either performed an unsanctioned and unnecessary labotomy with a coat hanger or liquid coshed you for 30 years until World in Action discovered your plight and forced you in to Care in the Community whereby you walked the streets of Bootle frightened and confused, being happy slapped by estate filth whilst their grubby minimally educated "posse" laugh along.............. sooooo aaaannnyway if you are one of those people who are defined by your ability to write reports rather than actually produce anything then this may help in that it provides you with the tools to say absolutely nothing but make it sound important thereby disguising your complete inability to produce anything, safe in the knowledge that there are worthier people in Bootle being happy slapped as you blither.

OK back to business, swans eh? ccuuhh (thats my attempt at putting into letters that sound you make when you you kind of tut whilst raising your head slightly and rolling your eyes) there i was only the other month going on about pandemic this and epidemic that and poo-pooing it all and then blow me down if a bird flu'd up German (yes German) swan washes up dead in Scotland which is ironic because thats where it started according to the Scotsman Newspaper
This is some massive stork things being sprayed at a zoo in Scotland to save them from bird flu, now i don't know about you but if those things escaped bird flu would be the last of my worries i'd be more scared of being PECKED TO DEATH by their massive beaks then carried off to a nest on the top of a volcano like Doug Maclures lass in
At The Earths Core who was the foremost horror siren of the day the fantastic Caroline Munro

Now i think i've mentioned this before but seeing as this blog is simply an extension of my own id and ego i'll repeat myself, Sodium Benzoate is A POISON do not feed it to your kids, if you do me and Esther Rantzen will go medieval on your booty, seriously the FDA and the FSA know that sodium benzoate or E211 is a poison so they limit it to 0.1g per 100g but, is it just me or, do you find it unacceptable that the soft drinks producers operate with apparent total immunity from the law, see this article to see how impotent government agencies are in the face of the huge lobbying power of these companies, it actually says "we told them to stop and they said they'd do it" what next The FSA chase the drinks companies round the park dressed as saucy nurses in fast motion..jeebus!

Cryptozoology Corner

Thar be sea-serpents Yar

Not yer run of the mill Loch Ness Sturgeon sighting but real massive stuff including photo's of a sail fish which i'd never heard of before but it grows upto 30 feet long, all links here courtesy of the lovely people at Shadow Lands

Thar she blows YAR!!

Film of the Week
Family Guy; Stewie Griffin the Untold Story

Stewie and Brian Griffin are quite simply the two best characters in cartoonland in this film Stewie, the maniacal baby genius, is distracted from his plans for world domination after a near-death experience. Stewie plays nice thus creating an alternate goody-two-shoes version of himself. Convinced that a man on TV (his future self) must be his real father (after all, how could he possibly share genetic material with the dimwitted Peter?), Stewie sets off on a cross-country road trip to find him. But his incredible journey leads him to discoveries far more vile and shocking than anything found in his diaper.
Sample Stewie-ism
Stewie: I say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I'll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh, and when you do finally get around to it, I'll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes half-way to bloody Boston! . ACE

Other Random godd stuff

Enjoy it or you are a twit, toodle-oo for now


At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think you really know what a proxy server is. Because if you did, you would realise that it is no excuse for not thinking up new stuff for ages.

Now get on with it at stop blaming your tools.

Your IT dept.



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